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COMMENTARY: Life Changes With Graduation
I always knew this one would be the hard one. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: Security Measures of a Feeble Mind
So I’m feeling pretty secure right now. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: Spring Weather Turns Flaky
One day, it’s 80 degrees and we’re wearing shorts. The next, it’s snowing and we’re wearing parkas. You know, I have teenagers. I don’t need anything else to have these kinds of mood swings. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: TV Compels Culinary Confessions
I was watching The Food Channel the other day when I saw a show about cupcakes. (Hey, it was halftime. Don’t judge.) During this particular episode, someone ate his cupcake by breaking it in half, horizontally, sticking the bottom, cake-y part on top of the icing and devouring it, sandwich-style. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: What Did She Just Say? Siri-ously
Is it just me or does Siri have an attitude? Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: After Boston, What Do We Do Now?
It’s not supposed to be this hard. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: Half Marathon A Whole Challenge
I did something stupid the other day. OK, I know, I need to be more specific. I ran 13.1 miles. And no one was chasing me. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: Childhood A Hare-Raising Adventure
The Easter Bunny destroyed my childhood. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: Welcome To Spring Break, Eh?
I sat down to write a coherent column, and all that came out was ramblings from spring break in the Great Northwest. Continue reading...
COMMENTARY: Taking A Break For Springtime
In a few days I’m going to find myself locked in a series of confined spaces with a collection of people complaining about the food, living conditions and access to the bathroom. Continue reading...
