Posted: August 1, 2014 at 1:57 a.m.
directed by Darren Aronofsky
(PG-13, 138 minutes)
Darren Aronofsky is very good at turning unique personal visions into cinematic art. In such challenging films as Pi, Requiem for a Dream and Black Swan, he makes delicate stories resonate with force.
In retrospect, giving such a director $130 million to make a biblical epic about God's wiping man off the face of the earth in a giant flood might have not been the most prudent decision.
Aronofsky's Noah remains recognizably his, but not a product of which he should be particularly proud. It's a mishmash of CGI action flick, character study and metaphysics that is unlikely to satisfy any of its potential audiences.
Noah (Russell Crowe) is a weary and haggard man, especially when the weight of God's intention is made clear to him. He informs his family, including wife Naameh (Jennifer Connelly), sons Shem (Douglas Booth), disobedient Ham (Logan Lerman) and innocent Japheth (Leo McHugh Carroll), along with Shem's would-be wife Ila (Emma Watson) of his plan, makes peace with the local giant rock creatures (fallen angels of heaven burdened with helping mankind ) and begins the process of building his ark to save his family and pairs of animals (you probably know the basic story).
Unfortunately, word eventually gets to King Tubal-Cain (Ray Winstone), a descendant of Cain (yeah, Abel's brother), who demands Noah allow him and his army on board to propagate his race of further wickedness.
Every plot point comes together precisely as the flood waters hit, with a huge showdown between Noah, the bad guys who seek safety, and Noah's sons, who defy their father in their disbelief of God's true intention.
It is not surprising that Aronofsky created a film of such faith -- 2006's The Fountain, his other large-budget experimental film, has similarities -- but it is surprising that he would make a film so sloppily assembled. It still might have worked if he hadn't tried so hard to construct it on the foundation of a standard action flick.
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MovieStyle on 08/01/2014