LITTLE ROCK — Americans used to pride themselves upon being a practical people, largely immune to religious and political dogmatism. Common sense and know-how were universally seen as virtues. Crackpots and zealots of the David Koresh, Jim Jones type have abounded, but rarely commanded a mass following.
“It ain’t so much the things we don’t know that get us into trouble. It’s the things we know for sure that just ain’t so.”
This proverbial expression so perfectly sums up American pragmatism that it’s been wrongly attributed to upwards of a half dozen wise men, ranging from Mark Twain and Will Rogers to Yogi Berra. It actually appears to have been the tag line of humorist Josh Billings, a sort of 19th century Jeff Foxworthy.
Today, Billings would be scorned as an elitist and chastised for incivility. Unfortunately, when it comes to politics, a sizeable proportion of our fellow Americans have abandoned reason for demonic conspiracy theories, magical thinking and miracle cures.
Increasingly, one of our two great political parties appears to be governed by what Charles P. Pierce calls the“Three Great Premises” of talk radio: “First Great Premise: Any theory is valid if it moves units. . . . Second Great Premise: Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough. . . . Third GreatPremise: Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is measured by how fervently they believe it.”
Maybe it’s hard times, and maybe it’s an African-American president with an odd name, but several leading contenders for the 2012 GOP nomination express ideas that might lead to involuntary hospitalization anywhere outside a Tea Party rally or a TV studio.
After all, it’d be one thing for me to believe I was secretly married to Juliette Binoche; quite another to fly to Paris to seek her out.
Consider Donald Trump. This preposterous self-promoter has been near-ubiquitous, expressing Looney Tunes notions about President Obama previously confined to e-mailers who write in all caps: “WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET AWAY FROM THE KOOL-AID LONG ENOUGH TO START LOOKING INTO THIS MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE?”
Confronted with Obama’s certified birth certificate by ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, even noted flake Rep. Michelle Bachmann abandoned the conspiracy theory of the president’s origins. (I’m betting she already regrets this lapse into temporary sanity.) Leading Republicans such as Karl Rove and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer have argued that “birtherism” makes sensible voters think of the GOP as the Nut Party.
So naturally Trump has emerged as the odds-on favorite to win the Republican nomination, assuming he seeks it. (Trump release his income tax records? I don’t think so. The man bankrupted several casinos. How’d he manage that?) So while I don’t think he believes the nonsense he spoutsfor a single minute, what’s he up to? Alas, the simplest explanation is that he’s running.
Prediction: releasing Obama’s “long-form” birth certificate will change few minds. You can’t argue with crazy.
Alas, too, that’s merely the tip of the proverbial iceberg where GOP delusional thinking is concerned. Judging by my inbox, a large proportion of angry white men also believe that the burst housing bubble and financial meltdown of 2007-08 were caused by-wait for it-President Jimmy Carter.
Carter, see, signed the Community Reinvestment Act, supposedly requiring banks to make real-estate loans to improvident ghetto dwellers who couldn’t repay them. President Clinton, Janet Reno and ACORN then threatened lawsuits, forcing reluctant bankers to make bad loans, selling them off to Fannie Mae and FreddieMac, and bankrupting the treasury.
I sometimes challenge True Believers. Never mind that no law ever required or even encouraged bad loans, I say. Shouldn’t Presidents Reagan, Bush Ior Bush II have done something? Rep. Barney Frank, comes the response, prevented a vigilant George W. Bush from acting.
And how did a minority congressman do that? Frank would resent being called a “minority” one guy answered. Uh oh, I think we’ve touched bottom here. There’s no point mentioning W’s vigorous advocacy of sub-prime lending to somebody with no clue how the U.S. government works.
Also contrary to Republican mythology, the infamous Bush tax cuts did anything but increase revenue, as tax cuts never do. As Fiscal Times columnist Bruce Bartlett shows, federal revenues dropped from 20.6 percent of GDP in 2000 to 18.5 percent in 2007. The 2008 recession dropped them to 14.9 percent, where they linger today-the proximate cause of current huge budget deficits.
Ah, but here’s the tricky part. GOP delusional thinking is not merely impervious to reality; it’s also not confined to the Republican Party. Every public opinion poll extant shows that large majorities of voters want no reductions to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security. Oh, and no new taxes.
By a 2-to-1 majority, Americans also think that Congress should refuse to increase the National Debt limit, a madly irresponsible act.
People wouldn’t say that if they understood the consequences. Sometimes the things you don’t know can also hurt you.
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Free-lance columnist Gene Lyons is a Little Rock author and recipient of the National Magazine Award.
Editorial, Pages 19 on 04/28/2011