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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Rating: PG
Length: 1 hour, 28 minutes
Movie Review: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Posted: December 25, 2009 at 12:43 a.m.
LITTLE ROCK — Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is a kids comedy that screams “Direct to DVD.” It doesn’t help that it screams that in high, squeaky, three-part harmony.
Whatever slim charms there were in the nostalgic, musically cute and slapstick-friendly first film of chipmunk mania are squished right out of The Squeakquel like so much rodent roadkill. The cast is cut-rate and the script needed a serious visit from a serious gag writer.
Apparently, Fox blew the budget on tunes. Songs from Beyonce and Katy Perry to the Bee Gees and The Kinks are amusingly covered by competing bands of harmonizing forest fauna.
Alvin, Simon and Theodore take a step back from fame to go to West Eastman High School, where they cope with bullies, girls, budget cuts to the school music program and Alvin’s (voiced by Justin Long) egomania.He’s all about fitting in with the jocks, ditching his nerdy brothers, slinging the slang.
“Boo-yah! It is on like Donkey Kong!”
They do it all without their “Dad,” David Seville (Jason Lee, wisely opting to do his few scenes in traction in a hospital room). So Dave’s irresponsible, video-game obsessed cousin Toby (Zachary Levi) is put in charge.
There must be rules for playing the human straight man or woman in talking-critter movies. Rule one has to be “Don’t make the audience feel sorry for you for taking the part.” Whatever charms network executives saw in Levi (TV’s Chuck and Less Than Perfect), he hasn’t the charisma to fill even a small fraction of the big screen. He doesn’t try. Levi didn’t phone this in - he texted.
A Destiny’s Child-inspired countergroup, The Chipettes - managed by the Chipmunks’ old agent-nemesis, Ian (David Cross) - shows up to shake their money makers, tempt the boys and sing “(Single Ladies) Put a Ring on It” and other recent girl-group hits. The film credits Anna Faris, Amy Poehler and Christina Applegate with doing their voices.
MovieStyle, Pages 31 on 12/25/2009
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