They say the lower the stakes, the louder the spat.
It seems the spat is quite noisy in the Republican runoff tantamount to election to be decided today, thank goodness, for the state House of Representatives district in Howard and Hempstead Counties, with a sliver of Miller County.
The stakes are about which of the runoff's professed fine conservative Christian women will get to vote next year at the state Capitol the same way the other would have voted if she'd been elected.
It'll be either Arnetta Bradford of Hope, a religious-themed coffee-shop operator endorsed by both Gov. Sarah Sanders and a mysterious Wisconsin-addressed political action committee, and Dolly Henley of historic Washington, endorsed by Mike Huckabee, father of Sarah.