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Who told you to put balm on?

Posted: June 14, 2018 at 1 a.m.

Several years ago, I embarked on a journey to get back to my roots and live more simply -- but even I have my limits. Jumping from the Bigger, Better, More bandwagon was fine -- so long as the Smaller, Worse, Less wagon still had climate control and Chanel No. 5. But due to a collector's set of autoimmune disorders I acquired over time, I was told to rid myself of toxins, synthetics and processed foods.

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