Military relics disappearing faster than decorum

Posted: July 14, 2018 at 1:44 a.m.

Lady Baxter has stood proudly on the lawn of the Old Statehouse Museum for 144 years. Her days appear to be numbered. Fayetteville-born Otus the Head Cat’s award-winning column of humorous fabrication appears every Saturday.

Dear Otus, I read with consternation that the beloved tank in Burns Park is being recalled by some officious federal bureaucracy. Several generations of kids have climbed all over that and now this. Am I the only one spittin' mad that the government is repossessing our heritage by taking back all our static military displays?


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