Vagrant Canada geese in state speak French, oui

Posted: September 23, 2017 at 1:46 a.m.

A French Canada goose leads her “oisons” politely across a street in Montreal. An estimated 3,500 of the rare birds have descended on Greers Ferry Lake.Fayetteville-born Otus the Head Cat’s award-winning column of humorous fabrication appears every Saturday.

Dear Otus, I never got all that worked up over the fuss over the ivory-billed woodpecker allegedly being spotted in Arkansas, but these rare Canada geese that are visiting Greers Ferry Lake have us overrun with lookie-loos and Yankees. Any idea when the geese will be gone?


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