Life with puppy is heart-melting and maddening

Posted: October 12, 2017 at 1 a.m.

I have a new paper shredder in my home office. It's quite effective and works at lightning speed. The only drawback is that I have to feed it twice a day, take it out in the backyard so it can poop and give it a bath when it gets smelly. The shredder also chooses for himself which things to shred and doesn't wait for authorization from his supervisor -- which makes me wonder who's the real boss around here, me or him.

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