Ameriglish a great substitute for cursed emojis

Posted: November 11, 2017 at 1:47 a.m.

Seniors from the newly renamed Savannah Janine Shields High School in Fatyetteville raise their cellphones when asked how many never leave home without them.Fayetteville-born Otus the Head Cat’s award-winning column of humorous fabrication appears every Saturday.

Dear Otus, I am at my wit's end. And that wasn't a very long road to begin with.

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