Horoscopes by Holiday

Happy birthday. You'll have a partner for your adventuring over the next six weeks, but when the new year begins, there's something you must do alone -- and you'll rock it! October shows you applying recently acquired skills and making good money. December brings a new agreement.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): While it's possible to say something different from what you are thinking, your communication will probably turn out better if you think something different first and then think that through before you speak again.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There are several good ways to let off emotional tension. Writing in a diary is a good way, although maybe you should write it in code.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21): Doing unto others as you would have them do to you only works when you both have the same preferences. The platinum rule is better. Find out how they prefer to be treated.

CANCER (June 22-July 22): You will be trusted with a seemingly small task -- this is a test. In truth, there are no small tasks. Do your very best.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): If you slip up once or twice, don't let that stop you from following the plan. If you slip up constantly, it might not be the right plan for you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll say goodbye to a fantasy and come to accept that there really is no happily ever after -- only a happy today over and over for as long as you decide to be happy.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Your purse strings are too loose, and money is in danger of falling out wherever you tread. Finances are improving, but it's still better to act conservatively.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Whether you are heard or not will depend very much on your tone of voice. People crave your attention and tenderness.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Unexpected happenings may cause you to fall behind, but don't let that worry you. Tend to what's really important.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Life will contradict itself to such a degree that you'll wonder what you really know about it. That's the exciting starting place for a whole new worldview, one that helps you effectively address the present.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You need your travels to take you new places, or you'll quickly get bored. What if you let your curiosity (instead of your sense of duty) dictate the next leg of your journey?

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): No pining for the past allowed today. Honestly, you're better off for the way it all turned out. Anyway, you don't need to turn back the clock; you just need to change its battery.

Weekend on 09/25/2014

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