Cat counts his kibble, catnip before it comes in

Posted: May 4, 2013 at 2:44 a.m.

Otus is going to need a heap o’ help in handling his pile of dough once it arrives. He expects his check any day now.

Hello, I seek your assistance in retrieving $50 million (U.S. dollars) left behind by a deceased customer of my bank. Reply for detailed information. Regards, Philip

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