‘Trust me’ is now the new ‘Because I said so’

Posted: March 20, 2013 at 3:05 a.m.

While working in my secret parenting laboratory, hidden deep beneath the earth’s surface and accessible only by me and a small, select team of associates, I recently made what I believe is a huge and history-making breakthrough that promises to greatly improve parenting the world over.

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Family, Pages 35 on 03/20/2013