PUBLIC VIEWPOINT

A Big Noise From The Northeast

As I read the Sunday paper this morning, I became aware of some kind of disturbance.

I went outside and sure enough, there was something going on to the northeast. What could it be?

Then, when I read Lowell Grisham’s opinionpiece, the mystery cleared up. The tremors were the reactions to Mr.

Grisham’s column by the uberChristians of Benton County and their colleagues, the Bella Vista brownshirts.

How dare Grisham not only pretend to be a man of God, but also support the Godless Commieviews of some Ivy League egghead and a woman, of all things, who writes for that left-wing rag, the New York Times! How dare he refer to a study that dares to say the predictions of Paul Krugman and Maureen Dowd are more reliable than those of that weirdly bewigged version of Glen Beck andRush Limbaugh, Mr. Cal Thomas.

I eagerly anticipate the flood of letters you receive on this matter, and I hope mine will be published along with them, even though I haven’t mentioned Jesus even once.

JON ZIMMER

Fayetteville

Opinion, Pages 5 on 04/26/2013

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