Obama’s re-election births secessionists

Petitions include one from Arkansas

Posted: November 14, 2012 at 12:59 a.m.

Apparently dissatisfied with the re-election of President Barack Obama, petitions from at least 36 states, including Arkansas, have flooded a White House website with requests to secede from the union.

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This act is not rebellious unto our government, but rather a seeking of justice from a rebellious government against its people. I will never relinquish an expression or act that was correct at its given time, despite any changes that may take effect.

Posted by: crepass29

November 15, 2012 at 10:35 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Considering that with the Blue States in hand, the rest of us could live well with firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple and lettuce, 92% of all fresh fruit production, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of America's export quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Amherst, Stanford, Berkeley, CalTech and MIT.

Yes, the rest of us in the Blue States can live simply but well with a cessation.

The Red States, on the other hand, would have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of all US mosquitoes, 100% of all tornadoes, 90% of all hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

A very high price to pay for cessation for the Red States, I'm sure.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually eaten by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% believe that evolution is just a theory, 53% that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 and, most difficult of all to grasp, 61% believe that Bush is a person of moral conviction!

Yes, the Blue States would enjoy cessation!

Posted by: NWAConsumerReview

November 15, 2012 at 11:44 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

There is plenty of vacancies in those Blue states for another elitist, NWA.

Posted by: Tankersley101

November 15, 2012 at 11:57 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Hey! What's wrong with the University of Georgia?

Posted by: superdave10

November 15, 2012 at 12:35 p.m. ( | suggest removal )