SPIN CYCLE

One way or another, Bristol will eliminate a Challenger

Bristol Palin and her son, Tripp
Bristol Palin and her son, Tripp

— Spin Cycle presents another installment of “All the News That’s Fit to Razz”...

Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin and a two-time former Dancing With the Stars competitor, has listed her 2010 Dodge Challenger for $27,500 on Craigslist. The ad states it has 14,510 miles on it and “not one scratch or ding.”

What it also does not have: a mirror-ball dance trophy.

More than a decade after Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes died in a plane crash, surviving members of TLC - Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas - are planning a new album and reunion tour in which Lopes might appear as a hologram.

Just thinking about it gives our eyes “Waterfalls.” Or is it the “Creep”s?

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio and his latest lingerie model girlfriend Erin Heatherton have split up. Prior to Heatherton, he dated lingerie models Bar Refaeli and Gisele Bundchen.

This is what happens when one uses Victoria’s Secret as a matchmaking service. Better luck with eHarmony, Leo.

Speaking of Bundchen, the expectant model and wife of New England Patriot Tom Brady wore a tiny leopard-print bikini on a Miami beach with her big pregnant belly exposed.

That former Victoria’s Secret model Bundchen has a bun in the oven is clearly no, well, secret.

According to Architectural Digest, Brad Pitt is collaborating on a line of home furnishings that includes a dining table, side tables and a cocktail table.

All are large and durable enough for a couple with six children - and whomever else they happen to adopt.

TMZ is reporting that America’s Got Talent is working to fill the vacancy of judge Sharon Osbourne and producers are actually considering Shannen Doherty of Beverly Hills 90210 (and no other projects we can remember).

It appears America’s Got Talent has “got” desperation.

Speaking of large families, “Octomom” Nadya Suleman - mother of octuplets born in 2009 and six other children - recently checked into a rehab facility for stress,anxiety and exhaustion.

We figure that she ought to recover from said stress, anxiety and exhaustion in, oh, 15 years.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie appealed to some celebrities via Twitter to spread the message of the Hurricane Sandy New Jersey Relief Fund. He Tweeted 18-year-old singing sensation Justin Bieber: “My girls are big fans. Will u help us spread the word about NJReliefFund?” Bieber then re-Tweeted.

New Jersey can now expect another storm. Of allowance money.

John Cusack is developing a movie about conservative radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh with the working title “Rush.” Wait, Cusack and Limbaugh?

This should be called “Say Everything.” Say anything, e-mail: [email protected] Spin Cycle is a weekly smirk at pop culture and a weekly segment on Little Rock’s KURB-FM, B98.5 at 7 a.m. Thursdays. Listen live and hear podcasts at b98.com.

Style, Pages 53 on 11/11/2012

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