Good riddance, 2012

Don’t let the door hit you

Posted: December 31, 2012 at 4:31 a.m.

ONE AFTER the other, the years make their way into retirement. It has become our pleasure to offer each of them a stiff drink and a soft chair on their last day. As with you, 2012. We hope you won’t think us rude if we urge you not to linger. Could you take your last drink of the year to go? Maybe in a plastic to-go cup? For if you stick around any longer, something bad may happen. Again.

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Editorial, Pages 10 on 12/31/2012