SPIN CYCLE: Hasselhoff is on the sauce? Guiding Light still burned?

— Spin Cycle presents another installment of "All the News That's Fit to Razz" ...

America's Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff was reportedly taken to the hospital recently due to alleged excessive drinking.

Understandably. That the winner of his show was an inept crooning chicken catcher makes us want to drink too.

US Weekly is reporting that Khloe Kardashian is planning to marry her boyfriend of one month, Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, within the next two weeks, before he goes away for training.

Because after training he might be able to run away.

Beyonce announced she will perform in Malaysia next month - two years after she canceled a show in the Muslimmajority country over protests of her bootyliciousness.

Apparently now Malaysia is ready for this jelly.

Guiding Light has gone out. The show recently ended after 72 years of being on radio andthen television.

The news is that it was still on the air.

Jessica Simpson announced that she has called off the search (having used everything from desperate Twitter tweets and posters, to tracking dogs via an official pet-finding agency) to find her dog that was snatched by a coyote.

The search for Jessica's brain still continues.

American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was recently quoted as saying she's glad that talk show host Ellen DeGeneres will be joining her on the panel of Fox's singing competition: "I think it's a genius decision. I wish I had thought of it."

As opposed to that limp "NoBoundaries" song she wrote for winner Kris Allen. She wishes she hadn't thought of that.

Two screenwriters filed a lawsuit claiming Love Happens, the movie starring Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart, was lifted from their script called The Truth.

The truth is that these two screenwriters are the only people who saw this box office bomb.

Bravo has worked out a licensing deal with a company to develop a line of clothing like loungewear, activewear, purses and accessories inspired by its Real Housewives franchise.

Finally, garments that weather catfights and turned-over tables, accessories that enhance Botox jobs, acrylic claws, and Barbie hairpieces and bras that go up to size 32-JJ.

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Style, Pages 57 on 09/27/2009

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