Radio radical's aim: Pakistani laughter Shock jock strikes irreverent chord

Fasi Zaka, talking with callers at his studio in Islamabad, says
Pakistanis need a laugh to cope with the pains of daily life.
Fasi Zaka, talking with callers at his studio in Islamabad, says Pakistanis need a laugh to cope with the pains of daily life.

— Fasi Zaka settles his 320-pound frame into a swivel chair in the small, stuffy FM studio, pulls his microphone close and lets it rip.

An upwardly mobile caller seeks a girlfriend and wonders whether he should move overseas for love and fortune.

Adopting an exaggerated posh South Asian accent, Zaka gently mocks the man's concerns.

"I want young girl. I am engineer," he says, speaking in a clipped, whiny fashion for comic effect. "Give me green card. I love America," he continues, before letting out a belly laugh and moving on to the next caller: "OK, buddy, hope you get someone."

In a country with conservative Islamic values that's battling the Taliban, rampant corruption, frequent suicide bombings and a limpingeconomy, Zaka skirts the edge, variously insulting listeners, questioning sacred truths and dispensing mass therapy.

The idea of a Pakistani shock jock underscores some of the nuances, complexity and diversity of a society often seen by foreigners as little more than a land of suicide bombers, inflammatory mullahs and political turmoil.

In a recent tongue-incheek column in The News International, Zaka speculated what two fictional Pakistani Taliban leaders, Breath (bad) Nullah from Waziristan and Fuzz Gandah Nallah from Swat, might say at an English tea party.

"We should also take action against Cartoon Network."

"Yes, we should. Tom is always chasing Jerry. They are always naked."

"Yes, it is an American conspiracy to spread sex."

Even as he's panned as frivolous or ignored by some critics and establishment types, Zaka's irreverent tone has struck a chord with the 16- to 25-year-old set, making his radio program among the most popular in the nation. A core operating principle: Pakistanis are so weighted down by daily life, they need a laugh.

The Fasi Zaka Show on FM 91, which airs nationwide three times a week from 10 p.m. to midnight, has been described as part Jon Stewart, part Monty Python, part stripped-down Howard Stern.

"Stripped down because Howard Stern has no limits," said Hassan Gulfaraz, a frequent co-host. "We're in a very conservative country ... which means we have to be more creative."

Zaka doesn't exactly fit the mold for someone in this line of work. The 32-yearold ethnic Pashtun from the woolly North-West Frontierprovince bordering Afghanistan is an Oxford graduate and Rhodes scholar. After school, he ignored family pressure to become a doctor, lawyer or multinational functionary.

One recent riff on the show involved repeated playing of the military ballad "Oh Pak Navy!"

"We are playing the Pakistani navy song in case someday the Taliban learns how to swim," Zaka explained.

"Or their donkeys," Gulfaraz said.

"Oh Pakistan, you are the pride of our nation," Zaka continued. "The Pakistani army never had time to get ready for the Taliban, so we want to encourage thenavy."

His irreverence occasionally draws threats. A couple of years ago, not long after Zaka had launched his show, a religious caller repeatedly threatened to kill him. Text messages periodically heap abuse, including a recent one that read, "I'm from the Taliban. Let's see if you stillhave this show when we come to power."

But those tend to be the exception.

"It's a good program that really connects with young people," said Fatima Hussain, 16, a student. "I love it."

Some critics have been less effusive, chiding its disrespectful tone, widespread use of slang and "lightweight content."

"I wouldn't call it frivolous - it has its moments," said Nadeem Farooq Paracha, a writer and cultural critic. "But it's a bit silly."

Others say Zaka is squandering a golden opportunity to be constructive and foster moderation in a confused younger generation.

"It bothers me when people do silly entertainment shows when we really need people to make a difference," said Mani, another radio host, who uses only one name.

Radio hosts don't have to be boring and didactic to get their message across, counters Zaka, pointing tofrequent discussions on extremism, women's equality and the violence sweeping Pakistan.

"They presume preaching is the way for change," he said. "It isn't."

The chain-smoking Zaka shows his more serious side and strong liberal leanings in regular op-ed columns. In short order, over pizza in his bare-bones Islamabad apartment, largely devoid of pictures or much in the way of personal effects, he criticizes Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari as uneducated and small-minded; U.S. strategy for the region as naive and a feeding trough for corrupt local officials; and Pakistani society as unwilling to face tough problems.

"We're an ostrich nation, really," he said. "We're just hoping it all goes away."

Despite the show's wingit format, Zaka keeps a few ground rules. Sex, drugs and religion are addressed at best peripherally, in linewith social mores.

So when a guest host, a character named Mr. Enlightened Moderations, poked fun at "fundos," slang for Islamic fundamentalists, it was not for any extreme religious views but for poor dress sense, aversion to after-shave and limited use of deodorant.

The show also follows what co-host Gulfaraz calls a "Robin Hood" approach, afflicting the comfortable and comforting the afflicted. Callers often are asked what car they own, what they ate for dinner last night, what's with the fake British accent.

The show also operates under a "no revenge" rule. If Zaka lands a zinger, the lampooned caller can't respond with some personal attack for at least a week, to prevent the show from deteriorating into a name-calling exercise.

"No revenge!" he'll exclaim, moving on to the nextcaller.

Zaka does read out textmessaged criticism of him, including such low blows as people calling him "fatty."

The wing-it format means some nights fall flat, something Zaka readily acknowledges. At its best, though, a chance call sparks impassioned discussion on a topic listeners are grappling with and may not have other venues in which to discuss, or broader issues, such as when a Sunni Muslim called about his interest in a Shiite woman, leading to a long airing of views on marriage across sectarian lines.

His recent targets include Junaid Jamshed, a former pop star-turned-Islamic preacher recruited by the Lay's company after a rumor spread that its potato chips weren't halal, or in keeping with Islamic dietary laws.

Jamshed's bid to save the beleaguered chip, Zaka said, may just be history's first case of "potato jihad."

Front Section, Pages 3 on 09/20/2009

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